November 2011
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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September 2011
1 post
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Sep 10th
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August 2011
20 posts
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Life’s Instructions 1.Have a firm handshake. 2.Look people in the eye. 3.Sing in the shower. 4.Own a great stereo system. 5.If in a fight, hit first and hit hard. 6.Keep secrets. 7.Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday. 8.Always accept an outstretched hand. 9.Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 10.Whistle. 11.Avoid...
Aug 27th
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Aug 25th
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“When I was young, my mother always told me happiness was the key to life. When I...”
– John Lennon (via salveo)
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 21st
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Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 7th
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July 2011
2 posts
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Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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June 2011
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definitions
study (verb)- the act of texting, eating and watching TV with a textbook open nearby. winter (noun)- a three month break between women and their razors. physics (noun)- the science where you use extremely long and complicated formulae to explain why a ball rolls. tomorrow (noun)- the best time to do everything you had planned for today friend (noun)- one of the many strangers on facebook ...
Jun 19th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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“i considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays”
– unknown
Jun 3rd
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May 2011
39 posts
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“Dear Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream within a dream within a dream...”
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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“Dear people who complain about our generation, Remember who raised us. ...”
May 31st
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“Dear Taylor Swift, If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill...”
May 31st
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“Dear Voldemort, A couple of lies would take care of that. Sincerely,...”
May 31st
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“Dear Men, The first jockstrap was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet...”
May 31st
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“Dear math, Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don’t have time...”
May 31st
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“Dear reader, Please do me right now. On the kitchen table. In your bed. On the...”
May 31st
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“Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea…...”
May 31st
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“Dear Yahoo, I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know,...”
May 31st
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“Dear Students, I know when you’re texting. Sincerely, No one just...”
May 31st
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“Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. ...”
May 31st
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“Dear icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the...”
May 31st
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“Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no...”
May 31st
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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